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   Category: Short jokes
I was sitting in traffic the other day got run over.

   Category: Short jokes
ME: *holding my crying newborn son* There. There. I ALSO find myself very upsetting.

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What do you call rich Mexicans? The Juan percent.

   Category: Blind jokes
The blind farmer was often taken for a walk in the fields by a kind neighbor. However kindly the neighbor might have been, he was undoubtedly a coward. When a bull charged towards them one day, he abandoned the blind man. The bull, puzzled by a lack of fear, nudged the farmer in the back. He turned very quickly, caught the bull by the horns and threw it to the ground with a bump that left it breathless. "Aidan," said the neighbor, "I never knew you were so strong." "Faith, and if I could have got that fella off the handlebars of the bicycle Id have thrashed him properly."

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My wife gave me a brochure on anger management the other day. I lost it.