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|Category: Doctor and nurse jokes|
|1) Why did the nurse keep the bedpan in the refrigerator?Because when she kept it in the freezer it took too much skin off.|
|Category: Pig jokes|
|Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden? Were raising mashed potatoes.|
|Category: Knock Knock jokes|
|Knock KnockWhos there !Belize !Belize who ?Belize yourself then !|
|Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun|
|A guy walked into a bar and said "Beers for everyone, even you, Bartender." But when it was time to pay, the guy didnt have the money, so the bartender beat him up. The next day the guy did the same thing, ordered a beer for everyone, even the bartender, and the bartender beat him up since the guy couldnt pay. Then the next day, the guy said "Beers for everyone! But not you, bartender!" The bartender said "Why?" The guy replyed "Youre violent when youre drunk!"|
|Category: Cow jokes|
|What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight? Sir Loin!|