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|Category: Mental health jokes|
|Doctor, doctor, Im manic-depressive.Calm down. Cheer up. Clam down. Cheer up. Calm|
|Category: Dirty jokes|
|If it werent for pick-pocketers, Id have no sex life at all.|
|Category: Marriage jokes|
|A person receives a telegram informing him about his mother-in-laws death. It also enquires whether she should be buried or burnt.He replies, "Dont take chances. Burn the body and bury the ashes."|
|Category: Movie and TV jokes|
|Q: How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.|
|Category: School jokes|
|Teacher: Why didnt you answer me ?Pupil: I did, I shook my headTeacher: You dont expect me to hear it rattling from here do you !|