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   Category: Vampire jokes
What do vampires have at eleven oclock every day?A coffin break.

   Category: Dirty jokes
Q: Why is a mans pee yellow and his sperm white?A: So he can tell if he is coming or going.

   Category: Restaurant jokes
How many McDonalds counter girls does it take to change a light bulb?Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it.

   Category: Dog jokes
Why did the dog wear white sneakers ?Because his boots were at the menders !

   Category: Marriage jokes
If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you,what have you usually done wrong? Made her chain too long.