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   Category: Various animal jokes
Whats the difference between a tiger and a lion ? A tiger has the mane part missing !

   Category: Weather jokes
Rumor has it that the new Miami baseball team will be called "Humidity" so that fans in Florida will be able to say, "Its not the Heat thats so bad, its the Humidity."

   Category: Rabbit jokes
Rabbit: I got kicked out of my cage for not paying the rent. My wife walked out and took our twenty-nine bunnies with her. Im all out of carrots. What should I do? Friend: Dont worry; be hoppy!

   Category: Dentist jokes
believe that the members of the dental profession are the only men who can tell a women to open or close her mouth and get away with it.

   Category: Criminal jokes
Two men, sentenced to die in the electric chair on the same day were led down to the room in which they would meet their maker. The priest had given the last rites, the formal speech had been given by the warden, and a final prayer had been said among the participants. The Warden, turning to the first man, solemnly asked, "Son, do you have a last request?" To which the man replied, "Yes sir, I do. I love dance music. Could you please play The Macarena for me one last time?" "Certainly," replied the warden. He turned to the other man and asked, "Well, what about you, son? What is your final request?" "Please," said the condemned man, "kill me first."