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|Category: Vampire jokes|
|What do vampires have at eleven oclock every day?A coffin break.|
|Category: Dirty jokes|
|Q: Why is a mans pee yellow and his sperm white?A: So he can tell if he is coming or going.|
|Category: Restaurant jokes|
|How many McDonalds counter girls does it take to change a light bulb?Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it.|
|Category: Dog jokes|
|Why did the dog wear white sneakers ?Because his boots were at the menders !|
|Category: Marriage jokes|
|If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you,what have you usually done wrong? Made her chain too long.|