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D&D character name I'm going to make a half man half horse cleric and name it centaur for disease control... more

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D'ya hear about the guy that drowned in a bowl of muesli? A currant pulled him under.... more

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D'you want to hear a spoiler for the Jumanji remake? Robin Williams dies... more

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D.C. voted overwhelmingly to be a state. If congress passes it we only need 2 more states to get to 53 which is a prime... more

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D.E.L.T.A. Airlines Didn't Even Leave The Airport... more

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Da Bears. That's it that's the whole joke.... more

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DA: Where r my legal briefs? Paralegal *hands him his boxers* Judge: lol Jury: We're hung Judge: ha! DA: Balls in your c... more

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Daaaaamn boy. Are you an Adobe update? Cause you keep showing up and I still don't want you.... more

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Daaaaamn girl! You're like a fire alarm! Really loud and annoying!... more

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Dad : Did you hear about the kidnapping at school ? Son : No, what happened ? Dad : It is ok he woke up.... more

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Dad : son ,when I was your age I used to walk 6kms to school Son: oh now I get it Dad: get what? Son: why you didn't mak... more

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Dad always said "Time to hit the sack!" before bed. Not sure how getting punched in the testicles helped him sleep, but... more

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Dad always said, "Never get on one knee for a girl... ...who won't get on both for you."... more

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Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis.... more

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Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis.... more

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Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine... Which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis. /Jack Hand... more

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Dad and son A son asks his father "Why does my bum hurt" while the father replies "Because I love you son"... more

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Dad asks his kids what the third planet from the sun is called? Kids: - Earth! Dad: - Yeah, but it has another name. Kid... more

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Dad asks me have you heard of the new movie constipation? I was all like what, no. And he said, It never came out.... more

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Dad bought Mum a bone-china tea set for her birthday. How lovely! Yes but he only did it so as not to have to do the wa... more

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Dad bought Mum a bone-china tea set for her birthday. How lovely!Yes, but he only did it so as not to have to do the was... more

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Dad called me a cunt I always buy him socks for Xmas. I said, "you bastard, it's the thought that counts." I could tell... more

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Dad can I? A young man went up to his father and asks "Can I have twenty bucks for a blow job?" His father says "I don't... more

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Dad can you help me find the lowest common denominator in this problem please? Don't tell me that they haven't found it... more

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Dad cooks a deer for dinner... And doesn't tell the kids what it is. He gives one clue "it's what your mother calls me".... more

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Dad cooks deer for dinner and doesn't tell the kids what it is... He gives them a hint "It's what your mom calls me" The... more

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Dad cooks venison and doesn't tell the kids what it is He gives them one hint: "It's what your mother calls me" The boy... more

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Dad did you manage to fix my toy? No it's not broken the battery's flat. Well what shape should it be?... more

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Dad Dinosaur: Look son a shooting star make a wish! Angsty Teen Dinosaur: I wish it would hit us and kill us all.... more

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Dad do you like baked apples? Yes son why? The orchard's on fire.... more


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