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U can call me childish but When me and my ex broke up I used to go to her house ring the door bell and run away for few... more

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U can give out anything on Halloween it doesn't have to be candy last year I gave a kid my cable bill it was awesome he... more

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U ever squeeze out a turd so big that it feels like u traveled through time once it's out? anyway forgive me father for... more

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U just HAD to be polite & hold the elevator for me. I could have had a nice, quiet ride alone. Instead, I had to be poli... more

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U know ur self esteem is low when a girl rejects you and u completely agree with them and support their decision.... more

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U know your mind is gone when u get out of bath and realize u only shaved one leg Unless u only have one leg... Then you... more

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U once broke ur toe? I once broke my foot. U had a baby? I had 2 babies. U have a bad back? I have a bad front. I can do... more

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U U U U U U An American's tile rack after a Scrabble game.... more

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U want to hear a great joke? "A great joke" but you have to speak it out yourself.... more

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U-HAUL, may I help you? "You have any moving boxes?" No all our boxes stay still "Well you better go- wait what?" Stop c... more

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U.S announces "Biggest boom in terrorism since 9/11". ... The prophets are going through the roof.... more

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U.S found oil in foreign land soil and instantly reported serious shortage of democracy there... more

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U.S healthcare Bam... more

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U.S. DEPT OF FORESTRY: Sir, we believe you're hunting illegally GUY IN ALL CAMO W/ ORANGE HAT: *takes off hat* USDOF: Da... more

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U.S. vending machines to begin displaying calorie information to encourage smarter snack choices. Machines' reflective g... more

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U2 are one of Ireland's most successful bands. Or according to their tax returns, one of Netherlands' least successful h... more

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U2 donated that album without charging, and we hate it. That's pro bono and anti-Bono at the same time.... more

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U2 just announced a world tour. Are they going tosell tickets, or just break into my living room and start playing?... more

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U2 just announced their world tour. Do I need to buy tickets or are they going to break into my house and start playing?... more

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U2 sent their new album to every Apple device through the Cloud. I hear if you play the first song backwards you hear Bo... more

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U2's Ireland shows have sold out. Expect a ticket through your letterbox any day now courtesy of Bono.... more

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Uber dressed up some of their vehicles as Star Wars Stormtroopers in Manhattan... I wouldn't mind riding one of those. T... more

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Uber driver just asked me "how much would you pay to go swimming in the sky?" I wish I hadn't seen how dilated his pupil... more

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Uber driver told me he's an actor & has been nailing all of his auditions & is up for a big role I was like cool you're... more

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Uber driver: "I'm close, where are you?" Me: "oh I see you" Uber Driver: "Are you the guy in the middle of the road?" Me... more

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Uber is driving me to drink. Literally.... more

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Uber lost over a billion dollars in the last six months so they're asking their drivers to check between the seat cushio... more

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UBER: Sounds better than "Let's get in this strange man's car!"... more

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UCLA opened a new campus coffee shop It's called "Brewins"... more

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UDP Jokes The good thing about UDP jokes, is that I don't care if you get them.... more


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