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A "C," an "E-flat" and a "G" walk into a bar..... The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve minors here."... more

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A "clear memory" button, but for my brain. And while we're at it, a "delete cookies" button, but for my thighs.... more

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A "cup of Joe" must mean something else entirely to a cannibal.... more

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A "G" in the right font is not only a nice looping arrow, it's also a map to the mythical G-spot!... more

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A "gag gift" means something completely different to people into BDSM.... more

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A "good parenting" blog followed me. Should I let them know how long ago that ship sailed?... more

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A "lady" and a "woman" are exactly the same thing unless they are prefaced with cat.... more

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A "racist rapist" sounds worse than a regular rapist when u first hear it, but it's actually better cause less people ge... more

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A "ramification" sounds a lot more fun than it actually is.... more

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A "your mama" joke for the books. Your mama is so stupid she puts lipstick on her forehead... Just to make up her mind.... more

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A #colon has only two job options: become a punctuation mark, or work for an asshole.... more

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A $7 voucher at the airport is like having 100 skeeball tickets at Chuck E Cheese: it sounds good on paper but won't get... more

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A 'Jim's Dozen' is 11, because I take one for myself.... more

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A 'red list' of endangered species has been released. It includes 'literate people on Facebook' and 'monogamous football... more

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A 'short' Joke About Midgets Why do midgets laugh while running? Because the grass tickles their balls.... more

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A (Non-Racist) Chinese Joke A Chinese man and a Chinese woman get married. They have a baby boy. What color is the sun?... more

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A 1-2-3 punch of cow jokes **What do you call a cow with 2 legs?** *Lean beef.* **What do you call a cow with no legs?**... more

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A 12 year old posts a selfie, 37 RTs and 1013 likes. I post a selfie, I lose 18 followers and my family disowns me.... more

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A 13 yr old just told me I was cool for an old person. I almost slapped her then she said "you're like 23, right? I boug... more

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A 13-pound baby was born in GERMANY?? C'mon Mississippi, this is why we keep you around... more

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A 15 year old took gold in the Olympics and then there is me whose greatest accomplishment is getting up to 10 on flappy... more

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A 1911 and a Glock walk into a bar.. The 1911 says to the Glock: "Hey, ugly foreigner, want to do a drinking contest?" T... more

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A 2 man plane crashes into a graveyard... so far they've found hundreds of bodies... more

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A 2-hour movie called "Can You Watch My Kid For Like 15 Minutes?"... more

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A 2007 study showed that for high school students graduating in the US, 4/3 did not know how to properly use fractions.... more

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A 22 year old girl said to me "there's NO WAY you are 41" I put her in my pocket and took her home. She's mine now.... more

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A 23 yr old girl just said I feel like I see people & I think they're my age then I find out they're OLD!! Like, THIRTY!... more

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A 25 year old just told me she's gonna rock my world. I'm 47 so I assume she's gonna show me where to buy comfortable sh... more

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A 3 foot tall psychic escapes prison, then he gets a look at the newspaper "Small medium at large"... more

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A 3 legged dog walking into an Old West bar. He says... I'm lookin for the man that shot my Paw.... more


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