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Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:"Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees..""But Center, we are at 35,000 feet, how much noise can we make up here?""Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 707 makes when it hits a 727?"
 


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