Viewing Joke:

Category:

Baby jokes

Date Added:11/10/2007
Rating:not yet rated     
Views:113
 
Joke:Do you like your new baby sister? Shes all right. Do you play with her? No, and we cant even send her back because shes been here more than 28 days.
 


More Baby Jokes:

1.   Category: Baby jokes  0 stars
Q: How many baby sitters does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, They dont make Pampers small enough.... more

2.   Category: Baby jokes  0 stars
Why did you drop the baby? Well, Mrs Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby, so I wanted to see if he did.... more

3.   Category: Baby jokes  0 stars
Mrs Brown: Who was that at the door? Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off. "... more

4.   Category: Baby jokes  0 stars
Little Johnny s next door neighbors had a baby. Unfortunately, the little baby was born with no ears. When they arrived... more

5.   Category: Baby jokes  0 stars
Why is a baby like an diamond? Because its a dear little thing.... more

6.   Category: Baby jokes  0 stars
What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake? Stop crying and viper your nose.... more

7.   Category: Baby jokes  0 stars
Why does a mother carry her baby?The baby cant carry the mother.... more

8.   Category: Baby jokes  0 stars
Q: Whats pink and red and cant turn round in a corridor? A: A baby with a javellin through its head.... more

9.   Category: Baby jokes  0 stars
Doctor, doctor, my babys swallowed a watch! Give it some Epsom Salts: that should help it pass the time.... more

10.   Category: Baby jokes  0 stars
What do you get if you cross a mountain and a baby ?A cry for Alp !... more