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Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:A blonde was going on a plane trip to New York. When the attendant came by and asked for her ticket, she told the blonde,"Im sorry. Your ticket isnt for first class. Could you please move to your seat." The blonde replied,"Im blonde, Im beautiful, and Im going to New York." The attendant said,"Thats fine miss, but youll have to go to your seat." The blonde responded again, "Im blonde, Im beautiful, and Im going to New York."This conversation continued, always with the blondes same response. The attendant got so upset that she went to the captain and told him about the blonde. The captain went and whispered something in the blondes ear and the blonde immeadiately got up and went to her seat in coach.The attendant asked the captain how he got the stubborn blonde to move. He said, "I just told her that this part of the plane wasnt going to New York."
 


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