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Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:Q: Whats the difference between Bill Clinton and Jimmy Carter?A: It took Bill less than 100 days to botch a military mission.

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Q: How can you tell when Clinton is ready for battle [in Bosnia]?A: Hes got his jogging suit on.... more

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Q: If Bill and Hillary jumped together off the Washington monument, whod land first?A: Who cares!... more

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Q: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year?A: Because theyre sending their... more

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Q: Why did Bill go out to sea on an aircraft carrier?A: To promote off-shore drilling.... more

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Q: What does Teddy Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he did?A: A dead girlfriend.... more

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Q: What is Clintons plan to create thousands of small businesses?A: Take thousands of big businesses and wait four years... more

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Q: How can you tell when Bill Clinton is telling a lie by looking at his face?A: If his lips are moving, then hes lying.... more

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Why is Chelsea Clinton growing up a confused child? Because dad cant keep his pants on and mom wants to wear them.... more

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Q: How can you tell when Bill Clinton is lying?A: Only a Bill Clinton supporter is too dumb to know the answer to this o... more

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Q: What do Bill Clinton and a fifteen-watt light bulb have in common?A: Neither one is very bright.... more