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Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:My wife rushed into the supermarket to pick up a few items. She headed for theexpress line where the clerk was talking on the phone with his back turned toher."Excuse me," she said, "Im in a hurry. Could you check me out, please?"The clerk turned, stared at her for a second, looked her up and down, smiled andsaid, "Not bad."
 


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