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Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:These two old men are in a nursing home. Theyre talking and realize that its been years since they have had sex. So they sneak out and go to the closest whorehouse. Once inside they go to the Pimp and ask for the two best girls. The Pimp thought "Im not going to waste my two best girls on these guys Ill just give them inflatable women. They are old and they wont know the difference." Once the old men finish they leave. On their way back they start talking. The first guy said, " I think mine was dead she didnt move or anything." The second guy said I think mine was a witch because when I nibbled on her neck she farted and flew out the window."
 


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