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Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:This old lady was complaining to her friend about a little problem she had with vaginal itch. Her friend suggested that maybe she had an STD. The old lady replied "thats impossible because I am a virgin". To solve the problem the old lady went to the doctor for check up. After the exam the doctor said: " I have good news and bad news, thegood news is that you are clean of all STDS. The bad news is that you have fruit flies because your cherry is rotten"
 


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