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Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:This woman goes into a dentists office, after he is through examining her he says: "I am sorry to tell you this, but I am going to have to drill a tooth." The woman then says: "Ooooohhhh, Id rather have a baby!" To which the dentist replies: "Make up your mind, I have to adjust the chair."
 


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