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Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:A blonde goes into a bar. The bartender asks her what she would like, and she replies, "Bring me a beer."The bartender then asks, "Anheuser-Busch?"To which she replies, "Fine thanks, and hows your cock?"
 


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