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Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:Patient: Im in a hospital! Why am I in here?Doctor: Youve had an accident involving a bus.Patient: What happened?Doctor: Well, Ive got some good news and some bad news. Which would you like to hear first?Patient: Give me the bad news first.Doctor: Your legs were injured so badly that we had to amputate both of them.Patient: Thats terrible! Whats the good news?Doctor: Theres a guy in the next ward who made a very good offer on your slippers.

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