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Doctor and nurse jokes

Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:Doctor: Did you know that there are more than 1,000 bones in the human body?Larry: Shhh, doctor! There are three dogs outside in the waiting room!

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Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!Doctor: Dont panic. Hell be alright.Mrs. Smith: But... more

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Doctor: You seem to be in excellent health. Your pulse is as regular as clockwork.Patient: Thats because youve got your... more

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What kind of physician works on a cruise liner?A dry doc.... more

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Doctor, Doctor Ive just swallowed a penWell sit down and write your name!... more

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How many nurses does it take to change a light bulb?None, they just have a nursing assistant do it.As much as the doctor... more

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Doctor, Doctor I think Im a dog.How long have you felt like this?Ever since I was a puppy!... more

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Doctor, Doctor Im a burglar !Have you taken anything for it ?... more

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Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?Nurse: No change yet.... more

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At a medical convention, a male doctor and a female doctor start eyeing each other. The male doctor asks her to dinner a... more

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Doctor: Did you take the patients temperature?Nurse: No. Is it missing?... more