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Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:Whats big and grey and wears a mask ?The elephantom of the opera !
 


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Bill:"My homework is really difficult tonight, Ive to write an essay on an elephant."?Bert:"Well, for a start your going... more

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What do elephants say as a compliment ?You look elephantastic !... more

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Whats the difference between an elephant and a bad pupil ?One rarely bites and the other barely writes !... more

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Whats grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour ?A jet propelled elephant !... more

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