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Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:Whats yellow on the outside and grey on the inside ?An elephant disguised as a banana !

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Whats grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour ?A jet propelled elephant !... more

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When should you feed milk to a baby elephant ?When its a baby elephant !... more

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What do you call the rabbit up the elephants sweater ?Terrified !... more

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Who do elephants get their christmas presents from ?Elephanta Claus !... more

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Why are elephants wiser than chickens ?Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Elephant ?!... more

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Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool ?Because they couldnt hold their trunks up !... more

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What do you call an elephant that flies ?A jumbo jet !... more

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Whats the difference between an elephant and a bad pupil ?One rarely bites and the other barely writes !... more

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Why are elephants large, grey and wrinkly?Because if they were small round and white, they would be aspirins.... more

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What do elephants do in the evenings ?Watch elevision !... more