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Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant ?An animal that tells you everything that it remembers !
 


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Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box !... more

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Why do the elephants have short tails ?Because they cant remember long stories !... more

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How do you raise a baby elephant ?With a fork lift truck !... more

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Two elephants jumped off a cliff....... BOOM BOOM!... more

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How does an elephant get down from a tree ?He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn !... more

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How does an elephant go up a tree? It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.... more

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Why do elephants do well in school ?Because they have a lot of grey matter !... more

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Whats the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper ?You cant make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant !... more

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Why are elephants large, grey and wrinkly?Because if they were small round and white, they would be aspirins.... more

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Who lost a herd of elephants ?Big bo peep !... more