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Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:A White man explaining to a Mexican man says that there are three words the Mexican needs to know in order to be all right in the city: The White man says these words are: green, pink, and yellow. Then the White man says Now tell me a sentence using all three words. The Mexican says I hear de telephona ah greena greena, I pink up de phona and say ah yellow?"
 


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