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Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen when the old woman wistfully recalled that the next week would mark their golden wedding anniversary."Lets have a party, Homer," she suggested. "Lets kill a pig."The farmer scratched his grizzled head. "Gee, Ethel," he finally answered, "I dont see why the pig should take the blame for something that happened fifty years ago."
 


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