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Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:An agriculture student said to a farmer: "Your methods are too old fashioned. I wont be surprised if this tree will give you less than twenty pounds of apples.""I wont be surprised either," said the farmer, "this is an orange tree".
 


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