Viewing Joke:

Category:

Hunting jokes

Date Added:11/10/2007
Rating:not yet rated     
Views:124
 
Joke:A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in-law. One evening, while still deep in the jungle, the Mrs awoke to find her mother gone. Rushing to her husband, she insisted on them both trying to find her mother. The hunter picked up his rifle, took a swig of whiskey, and started to look for her. In a clearing not far from the camp, they came upon a hilling sight: the mother-in-law was backed up against a thick, impenetrable bush, and a large male lion stood facing her. The wife cried, "What are we going to do?" "Nothing," said the hunter husband. "The lion got himself into this mess, let him get himself out of it."
 


More Hunting Jokes:

1.   Category: Hunting jokes  0 stars
A couple of hunters from Prague are out hunting, and an emormous bear runs up and in a single gulp devours one of the hu... more

2.   Category: Hunting jokes  0 stars
Two hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk hunting. They were quite successful in their venture and... more

3.   Category: Hunting jokes  0 stars
Whats a big game hunter? Someone whos lost his way to the match.... more

4.   Category: Hunting jokes  0 stars
A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home. Ibn the den was a stuffed lion. The visiting hunter as... more

5.   Category: Hunting jokes  0 stars
Did you hear about the bear hunter? Well, he was out hunting for bears one day, and soon came across a large, trophy siz... more

6.   Category: Hunting jokes  0 stars
Some men go on a hunting trip and separate into pairs. That evening one hunter, Sam, returned to camp alone toting a 12... more

7.   Category: Hunting jokes  0 stars
The Wednesday-night church service coincided with the last day of hunting season. Our pastor asked who had bagged a deer... more

8.   Category: Hunting jokes  0 stars
Two Canadian hunters were driving through the country to go bear hunting. They came upon a fork in the road where a sign... more

9.   Category: Hunting jokes  0 stars
What is the best way to hunt bear ?With your clothes off.... more

10.   Category: Hunting jokes  0 stars
A big-game hunter came across a dinosaur in the middle of the jungle and stared at it surprise."Youre extinct," he said.... more