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Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:Two Virginia boys, Sonny and Rick, went out hunting and split up. Sonny heard some rustling in the bushes and, by mistake, shot his friend. After trying to remove the bullet, he carried Rick to a doctor. Two hours later, after the physician had patched up the wounded hunter, Sonny asked, "Please, Doc. Hows my friend?" "Well," answered the M.D., "hed be a lot better off if you hadnt taken out his gut!"
 


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