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Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:The Wednesday-night church service coincided with the last day of hunting season. Our pastor asked who had bagged a deer. No one raised a hand. Puzzled, the pastor said, "I dont get it. Last Sunday many of you said you were were unable to make service because of hunting season. I had the whole congregation pray for your deer."One hunter groaned, "Well, it worked. Theyre all safe."
 


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