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Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:Did you hear about the bear hunter? Well, he was out hunting for bears one day, and soon came across a large, trophy sized bear. He raised his rifle and took careful aim. Just as he was about to pull the trigger, the bear turned and began tospeak to him!"Isnt it better to talk than to shoot? What do you want? Lets negotiate the matter," said the bear.Lowering his rifle in shock, the hunter thought a second, and then replied, "I want a fur coat."
 


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