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Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the subject of marriage counseling came up. "Oh, well never need that. My wife and I have a great relationship,"the husband explained. "She was a communications major in college and I majored in theatre arts." He continued, "She communicates well and I act like Im listening."
 


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