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Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:An actor went to see a new agent one day and said, `You must have a look at my act, it really is innovative.So saying, he flew up to the ceiling, circled the room a few times and landed smoothly on the agents desk.`So you do bird impressions, said the agent, `what else can you do?
 


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