Viewing Joke:

Category:

Music jokes

Date Added:11/10/2007
Rating:not yet rated     
Views:140
 
Joke:Q: What is the definition of a major seventh?A: A violist playing octaves.
 


More Music Jokes:

1.   Category: Music jokes  0 stars
Q. Whats the definition of a quarter tone? A. A bagpiper tuning his drones.... more

2.   Category: Music jokes  0 stars
Q: What is the difference between a viola and a trampoline?A: You take off your shoes before you jump on the trampoline.... more

3.   Category: Music jokes  0 stars
Conductor: Again from measure 5, if you please.Voice from viola section: But Maestro, we have no measure numbers.... more

4.   Category: Music jokes  0 stars
Q: Why are orchestra intermissions only twenty minutes long?A: So the violists dont need to be retrained.... more

5.   Category: Music jokes  0 stars
Q: Whats the definition of a nerd?A: Someone who has his or her own alto clarinet.... more

6.   Category: Music jokes  0 stars
A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together."Help!" cried the cellist, "I cant swim!""Dont worry,"... more

7.   Category: Music jokes  0 stars
Q: What do you call a male quartet?A: Three men and a tenor.... more

8.   Category: Music jokes  0 stars
Q: How can you tell someone is a true music lover?A: When they even put their ear up to the bathroom keyhole.... more

9.   Category: Music jokes  0 stars
Q: How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?A: Seven; one to change and the other six to sing about h... more

10.   Category: Music jokes  0 stars
Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Only one - but the guitarist has to show him first.... more