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Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:Old-fashioned Zachary approached Lureens father, intent upon asking him for her hand in marriage. "Sir," he blurted out, "I have an attachment for your daughter, and " "See here, young man," interrupted the parent, "when my daughter needs accessories, Ill buy them myself."
 


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