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Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:After church on Sunday morning, a young boy suddenly announced to his mother, "Mom, Ive decided Im going to be a minister when I grow up. "Thats okay with us," the mother said, "But what made you decide to be a minister?" "Well," the boy replied, "Ill have to go to church on Sunday anyway, and I figure it will be more fun to stand up and yell than to sit still and listen.
 


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