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Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:Two ladies were hanging out together and one was depressed. "Whats wrong?"The depressed one replied, "Ive been married four times and everyone of my husbands has passed away."The other lady asked, "What did they used to do?"The depressed lady replied, "Well, my first husband was a millionaire, the second was a magician, the third was an evangelist, and the fourth was a mortician."And the other said, "Oh, one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go."
 


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